Replace that damned statue
with a fence
Alabama: Major Moocher State
Alabama is a "taker":
Alabama is ranked 3rd among states (mostly red states) who get back more than they pay in federal taxes. Alabama gets back $3.28 for every dollar paid to the feds. This is called "socialism".
Alabama Wife-Beating Judge Told To Resign
Governor, as well as both of Alabama's U.S. Senators and its entire Congressional delegation, save for one member (Rep. Mike Rogers), have now called for U.S. judge Mark Fuller's resignation and/or impeachment.Read more.
Alabama To Get Teabagger License Plate
Supreme Court thumper-in-chief Roy Moore appears to have been involved in getting a new license plate issued in Alabama. Ready for this? It will include the Gadsden flag (the "Don't Tread On Me" snake usurped by the teabaggers). We don't yet know if you will have to proclaim your Christianity before buying one. Oh, and $41.25 will go to the "Foundation for Moral Law"...which sounds a lot like Christian-flavored Taliban to me. Read more
Alabama Federal Judge Accused Of Wife Beating
An Alabama federal judge, Mark Fuller, has been accused of beating his wife. It's the second time he has been so accused -- it happened with his previous wife, too. Both wives accused him of having affairs with court staff. Story 1 Story 2 Story 3
Alabama Makes Another Top 10 List!
This time it's for Most Corrupt States In America. Way to go, Bama!
Six Old Right-Wing Men Are Smarter Than Women
Birth control? Hobby Lobby knows what do do about that, and so do six old men sitting on the Supreme Court: Barefoot and pregnant is best. Praise Jesus. Women should be cooking or doing laundry anyway. How three of 'em got on the Supreme Court is anybody's guess. Maybe they'll all get pregnant and have to leave. Praise Jesus. You want a birth control pill? Put an aspirin between your knees and hold it there. Praise Jesus.
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plan to move to the Birmingham area, you'd better be prepared
to live amongst some of the most radical right-wing teabagger
types in the country. The City of Birmingham, proper, contains
some liberals, but the surrounding municipalities are a
bastion of right-wing radicalism.
governorship, House and Senate are all controlled by radical
right-wingers who spend way to much time focused on abortion
and thinking up new ways to screw immigrants.
are not a radical right-winger, don't even expect to feel
at home here (in the areas outside of Birmingham city limits).
Bachus, the congressman representing Alabama's 6th District,
is a real jerk, a tool for the rich and an enemy of the
working class. But then, he keeps getting re-elected (he's
a career politician), so his constituents must be real jerks,
Bachus: Disgrace to humanity who should never refer to himself
as a Christian.
(too many) Alabamans spend a lot of time bitching about
goverment spending and "welfare queens", the state
is a leech. Alabama is one
of the many red states which suck more money out of
the federal government than it contributes. Alabama gets
back something like $2.03 for every dollar it sends to the
U.S. senator Richard Shelby is the leech-in-chief, bringing
home truckfuls of money from Washington D.C. Shelby may
have more government-funded buildings in his home state
named after him than any other money-grubbing politician
people who scream loudest about "socialism" and
"welfare queens" are themselves America's biggest
leeches. Go figure.